Random thought #258
When it happens to you, it’s unfortunate.
When it happens to me, it’s a tragedy.
—Much of life can be explained through reference to this principle.
ht (for the opportunity to explain it to myself this way): Ari K.
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big.
…because nothing is as good as you can imagine it. No one is as beautiful as she is in your head. Nothing is as exciting as your fantasy.
Words can be like X-rays if you use them properly — they’ll go through anything. You read and you’re pierced.